We have all been super excited to go to a movie theater to see a horror film we’ve been waiting for and then we’ve heard someone say something we just could not believe! We thought we’d share our annoyance but also amusement with what we have overheard while watching a horror movie.
1. Who dat man? Why he wear that mask?
Maybe you should have watched the previous 7 movies.
(Side note: Daniel actually heard someone say this during a screening of Halloween: Resurrection lol)
2. That chainsaw is so loud!
Correct. It’s a chainsaw.
3. Me: Don’t run upstairs! Them: Why shouldn’t she go upstairs?
Horror movie 101.
4. Is that it? Does he just keep killing people?
Where do you think you are?
5. Oh yay, boobs! Oh no…
It’s gonna happen! Sex equals death!
6. Oh wait, I thought Sandra Bullock was in this?
Oops, you’re in for quite a surprise.
7. Is he a hockey player? Where’s hockey stick?
Go ahead, try to score a goal.
8. Oh, good! Drew Barrymore’s in this!
Yeah, about that…
9. Oh wow! I wonder what sites he has to show her?
Just wait. You’ll see, and then never not see them.
10. Why don’t they just sell the house and leave?!
That’s just not how it works.
11. Ohhhhhh, that baby ain’t right!
Oh, we know.
12. Let him try and come at me! I’ll kick is ass!
No, no you won’t.
13. That old lady seems sweet.
Never trust an old lady in a horror movie. Never!
14. NOPE! NOPE! NOPE!
That is going to be said…a lot.
15. This is…SCARY!
Yeah, you’re watching a scary movie.
